Clean your garage/attic/basement/closets before making out your holiday wish list. After a few hours of sorting through crap and muttering “Why did I ever keep this in the first place,” you will never want anyone to give you another thing as long as you live. You’re welcome.
And that's not counting the tubs of Christmas decorations that are currently sitting in my living room. I would like a large dumpster for Christmas, please.
I live in a zoo. Or a circus. Some days it is tough to distinguish which. I own a snake, have two imaginary friends, three kids, and I once purchased a sham-wow. I think that's all you need to know about me. Tags: Christmas, consumerism, holidays, humor, life, stuff, toys
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